10 Things that Only YOU Care About

Well all know those really annoying people, you know, the people who tell you everything about themselves, even if you are not interested. If you are one of these people, you probably don’t know it, so I’m going to help you out. Here is a list of things about you, that no one really cares about. We may nod and agree, but the truth is, you’re on your own.

This is not an ordered list, so make up your own order to it:

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access-logins.com Should be Shut Down - Bastards

I’m not trying to be any type of online vigilante, but for the love of god, someone needs to shut this site (not Beater Magazine, but the fake site) down, and they need to shut it down fast. It is a travesty that they can be an active website, and what they are doing is illegal.

Please note that Beater Magazine is not affiliated with ‘Access Logins’ in any way. In fact, Beater Magazine would like to see Access Logins die a slow and painful death.

WARNING: IF YOU CLICK ON A LINK FROM THIS ARTICLE, AND IT TAKES YOU TO A LOGIN PAGE THAT IS LOCATED ON ACCESS-LOGINS.COM, DO NOT ENTER YOUR INFORMATION.

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Ringin in the New Year - Beater Style

Wow, 2008 is almost wrapped up, and might I say, it has been a really bad year. I think the only good thing to come out of 2008 was the 10-year anniversary of Beater Magazine. But seriously… It was not a good year, until tomorrow. Tomorrow night, we will be rocking our way into 2009 with 3 bands and a bunch of liquor. I don’t know which bands will be playing, but what I do know is, they will surely rock the house.

I will post a NLOG about it on the first. For those of you who do not know about NLOGs, they are the official Nick Video Blogs. Keep an eye out for that.

I own this chair: and it’s super comfy

Seriously, the chair in the picture… I own the identical one. I’ll take a picture and post it on here. I am super stoked about this. Apparently, Microsoft thought that it was cool enough to be in one of their old ads back in the 1980’s. I agree.

Mind Reading? Are You Kidding?

This video is like something that you would see on a sci-fi movie. Just watch it and you’ll see what I mean. You have to watch this, it is really cool.

Watch the video!

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baby you can drive my car

So the “Big” three auto fakers of Detroit want some money from us huh, well, for the sake of all those overpaid citizens of Michigan, fine, but for them only, until their rap careers become legit. (not because they are all black and black folk rap, haven’t you seen 8 Mile? It was based on a true storey, like the bible)

I would, if I had the power, combine the “big” into the semi relevant One.  I would punish the American car industry for decades of shity cars, wool over the american eyes and gross mis understanding of what people want in a car. These companies have been insulting us with their offerings of sub par cars, ugly designs and down syndrome friendly interiors.  Under no circumstance would I ever buy an american vehicle, and some people may say “what about trucks” eff that , Toyota makes better trucks and SUVS, so eat a dick. Here is a run down.

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