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I have a question - or a proposition for you
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Written by Walter Chronkite   
Monday, 03 November 2008 23:25

I am only giving this proposition because no one is coming on here anymore. Usually, the thing that makes everyone come back is change. I am going to try something out for a while. I'm going to change the platform of Beatermag to Wordpress, and we're going to see what happens. Some of the key features that you love may not be available, but I will do my best to supplement them with other cool stuff. I have to figure out what I am going to do about the chat feature. Wordpress doesn't have that feature available the way that we have it set up on here, but there are some other things that we can try. I was even thinking about maybe a chat room style page, but it's up in the air.

I don't know why this site has been so desolate, but if there's anything that I can do to change it, let me know. We used to be pumped on here, now everyone has vanished. I'm bummed, and maybe change is the answer. If you don't like it, I'll just switch it back, no biggie.

Anywhoo, have a good night, and your odds of reading this... probably around... 10% likely. You'll probably be shocked when you come here and the site has been revamped..

 
Dumb and Plumber
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Written by Walter Chronkite   
Tuesday, 21 October 2008 22:18

At this point, I am not interested in the political race. I have invested too much time caring about it, and now, I feel like everything that I thought I knew was right. I was wrong as hell.

The new "tax-relief" that our new President to be is talking about are not even tax cuts at all. I'm going to take a common conservative standpoint on the issue and tell you what I think. Arguments are welcome.

I am all for getting some cash back at the end of the year. I pay a lot of taxes, and it's nice to see a little relief every now and again. I feel that any tax relief I get is justified by my contributions to the government, and I feel the same way about anyone who pays what they are supposed to.

There is a statistic that I keep hearing about. I do not know how accurate it is, but it seems to be a number that everyone uses, so I'll use it. The stats say that 40% of Americans pay no taxes to the federal government. Barack Obama states that he will give tax relief to 95% of Americans. Shouldn't he be given the relief to 55% of Americans, I mean, considering that the 40 percent that don't pay anything don't really need relief. That's like an OBGYN that promises menstrual relief to dudes. It doesn't make sense to me. How can you cut someone a break on something that they are not part of? Oh, you send them a check. You send them my money. You send them the money that I paid to you. In my book, that's like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

This is what I think about this, and I'll make a loose analogy as tight as I can. Barack Obama is like the modern day Robin Hood (this calls for a photoshop session). He is representing a class of people who want money, but don't really want to do much to get it. I also state this loosely, because I know a lot of the people who don't pay taxes are disabled, under 18, or veterans, but the people to whom I am referencing are the other portion of the 40%, the ones who want something for nothing.

 
John and Barack are Retards
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Written by Walter Chronkite   
Tuesday, 14 October 2008 11:37

I am so sick of these guys. I can absolutely say that I am not voting for either one of them. 

 
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